My career, written the way I write everything else: as a changelog. Scroll down for the full commit history.
Born curious, took apart the family desktop at age 9 to "see how the internet worked." Reassembled it. Mostly.
Wrote a Python script in a high-school computer lab that printed my name 100 times. Considered it my magnum opus for at least a week.
Studied CS, learned that "it works on my machine" is not a valid deployment strategy. Interned at two startups, broke one staging server (sorry, team).
Joined a small product team as a full-stack engineer. Learned that the best code is the code your teammates can understand at 2am during an incident.
These days I build product features by day, maintain a couple of open-source tools by night, and mentor new grads who ask way better questions than I did at their age.